By: Hanna Kjeldbjerg
(Beaver's Pond Press Staff)
So now the question is, Little Red Riding Hood— fight or flight?
**Option 1: Carry on as if nothing is
happening.
You’ve still got your picnic basket full of scrumptious
books, and Grandma’s still a ravenous reader. Sure, skipping through the forest
isn’t necessarily the most efficient way to reach your readership anymore, but
why fix it if it’s not broken?
Outcome: You get
eaten. Maybe not now, maybe not for years, but you will.
**Option 2: Pull a Larry
Kirshbaum, shimmy into a wolf costume, and join the dark side.
Okay, so maybe Amazon gains its success by gobbling up mom
& pop stores, fledgling businesses barely out of the nest, and the
bookstores brave enough to venture out into the woods as independents, but
underneath it all, they’re just a little wolf puppy trying to frolic in piles
of money. Piles and piles of money. That can’t be so bad, right?
Outcome: The big,
bad wolf always gets his comeuppance. If you missed that lesson in Fairytale University,
it’s true. Keep an eye out for the woodsman. People might like to watch Bad Girls Club, but they don’t root for
them. As Amazon gets gluttonous, the calories of all the small businesses they
scarf up will hit ‘em in the hips one day—and it won’t be pretty.
**Option 3: Appeal
to the woodsman.
When the woods become lawless, sometimes you need an
enforcer with an axe. Amazon doesn’t even have to collect sales
tax until 2014, and that’s just in Indiana—what’s up with that!? Push for
change.
Outcome: The
satisfaction of victory is yours! Hey, you might still get eaten, but at least
you can hit Amazon where it hurts—the fat folds of their wallet.
**Option 4: Lock up
your picnic basket like Barnes
& Noble (who now refuses to sell books by Amazon Publishing in their
store), and enjoy your revenge.
TAKE THAT, wolf! If you’re going to make us shake in our
riding hood, you’ll have to deal with the repercussions of not having any of
our delectable treats—so there.
Outcome: Now the
wolf is big, bad, and hungry. Good
thing he can still eat you.
**Option 5: Build
one super-cape, and join together with your fellow publishers. Unite under a
giant red hood.
HarperCollins, Hachette Book Group, Macmillan, Penguin Group
Inc., Simon & Schuster Inc embraced an “agency model” agreement
with Apple, and joined together and decided not to sell books to any other
online venue (like Amazon) at prices lower than those offered to Apple. They
then proceeded to take off into the woods, holding hands and hysterically
laughing, thinking they finally had the old wolf beat.
Outcome: A big, bad
lawsuit for violating the Sherman Antitrust Act—ouch. You’ll have to be
sneakier than that, or hire a good lawyer.
**Option 6: Get
creative.
Alright, so the big, bad wolf was the first to the party,
and has taken over the forest—for now. So trade in your hood for boxing gloves,
Little Red, because training begins today. Hop up on that treadmill so you can
sprint faster and run longer, knowing that wolves aren’t made for marathons. Trade
in your picnic basket for an ice cream truck and speed through the woods
playing “Pop Goes the Weasel” so readers pool their change and come running. Indie authors, take a shortcut to get to
Grandma’s house and bypass the wolf altogether—who says we need a middle-man
like Amazon to sell books? Let the pressure from Amazon help you crystallize;
push yourself to become more innovative, more creative, more dynamic.
Outcome: Fairies
return to the forest, woodland creatures start singing in harmony, and Grandma
restocks her bookshelves. All is well.
What do you think Little Red Riding Hood should do?

















